(Source: gop-circus, via marxmaterialized)
It is not convenient.
French writers and I have an unspoken agreement. Especially Eugène Ionesco and Albert Camus. I dig all things existentialist.
I appreciate a the mechanics of grammar.
Zooey Deschanel has a special place in my heart, snuggled in between Norberg's beard and propaganda posters.
Now that explains a lot.
Oh so it wasn’t suppose to be muffled by a pillow?
(Source: ugh, via 500daysofsubway)
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Lol. I am definitely on that. Lol.
Why do all these colleges keep sending me mail?
They are really good colleges too like Yale, Brown and Stanford.
My scores could never get me into those places.
Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.
never go down on a capitalist, they’ll let you do all the work and then insist they came solely through their own hard work & self-determination.
omg
perf
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I always snort during this part because it’s funny, but no one I watch it with gets it.
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